gooddaysunshiine:

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maddehhey:

oprahsmom:

toocooltobehipster:

how is he posting this from 4 months in the future

this was taken in February

americans

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generalbooty:

yeah so i slept with this dude last night and idk we were chatting a bit  during the sexy time and for some reason his birthday came up and i was like “wait 25th of september? DUDE me TOO, wtf thats such a coincidence” and he was like “really? we have the same birthday? are u fuckin with me?” and i just looked down at his penis literally inside my vagina and was like “well technically yeah” and he was like haha nice one and high fived me

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starksexual:

so i’m watching hannibal and this fucking ad comes up

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jellys:

my friend is mad at me

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vegemiteash:

snowcliffxrd:

2 years,                                                                                                         4 boys,                                                                                                       33,056,702 youtube views,                                                                           338 keeks,                                                                                                 992,000 facebook likes,                                                                               1,696,000 twitter followers,                                                                           1 band                                                                                                            5 seconds of summer

0 albums.

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posted 2 hours ago with 9,115 notes
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amayakimikohime:

that-crazy-girl-from-wisconsin:

classysassyrepublican:

Turn on the app If you feel unsafe hold your finger on the screen. Once arrived to a safe location, enter your code. If your finger leaves the screen without entering the code law enforcement is notified and your location is tracked through your phone.

reblogging bc this seems really useful

Signal boost the shit out of this. 38k notes is not enough!

posted 2 hours ago with 112,522 notes
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yes-i-am-lucifer:

pmon3y69:

drdawg:

my friend Pete literally makes me cry with his snap stories

this is me, i am pete, love me 

we love you pete

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stylesforstiles:

no but

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louis has a thing for anchors

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good thing he has one

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that-vicious-vixen:

lohandaily:

Lindsay Lohan and David Letterman call Oprah on ‘Late show’

God I am really rooting for this girl.

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vashappenincuties:

Louis? Are you okay?

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twinkletwinkleyoulittlefuck:

cell-mate:

crackerhell:

ethanwearsprada:

i think it’s a universal truth that everyone in our generation takes pluto’s losing its planetary status as a personal offense

yes

pluto is smaller than russia. why did we ever even consider it a planet?

BECAUSE IT’S A PART OF OUR SOLAR SYSTEM

OHANA MEANS FAMILY

OHANA MEANS NO ONE IS LEFT BEHIND

posted 4 hours ago with 362,083 notes
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